55 Whatsapp Status for Girls + Women {COOL}

Hello Girls. Here are pretty crazy and cool Best Whatsapp Status for Girls + Women

Whatsapp status for Girls Women

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Attitude Status for Girls Whatsapp

 

“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”

I`m a girl but I rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.

Maybe he`s the guy for you but you`re not the girl for him.

What a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same” 🙂

Yes i am a bitch but i’ll never be a whore… Get the difference??? 🙂
Make up is overpriced, hair products are overpriced, body products are overpriced, clothing is overpriced, being a girl is overpriced😴

“Wow You’re Funny, Kind, Loyal and Love Me Unconditionally I Must Friendzone You So I Can Fuck Up you’re Emotions everytime Some Asshole Fucks Up Mine” – Girls

Sad Whatsapp Status for Girls

 

For every girl with a broken heart, there’s a guy there with a glue gun.

When a girl says that she can`t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says that she can`t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

The hardest thing for a girl to do is to let go of the one guy she would do anything for.

The saddest thing for a girl to do, is dumb herself down for a guy.

Crazy Whatsapp Status for Girls

 

Oh, it’s sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don’t have windows.

im that girlfriend that gets mad at you & doesn’t want to talk to you but gets extra mad when you don’t even try to talk to me.

Every girl needs a good guy who can help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.

Best feeling ever is when you lose weight, and your boobs stay the same size.

When people call me a bitch I say HELL YEAH I AM !!!

What a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same” 🙂

Maybe he`s the guy for you but you`re not the girl for him.

Cool Whatsapp Status for Girls

 

REAL men don’t cheat, REAL men don’t lie, REAL men actually cry, REAL men defend you, REAL men don’t hit women, REAL men.. where are you?
When women have loved you and thrown themselves at your head, has that been idealism? Anton Chekhov. The Seagull

As a child I learned a lot of things from Disney films. For instance, going around kissing women who are in a coma is acceptable.

Cheating on a good women is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock. – Unknown
I got expelled from the public library for putting all the ‘Women’s Rights’ books in the fiction section.

Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they dont need at all.

Women fall in love in the presence of a man, while men fall in love in the absence of a woman.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

In women everything is heart, even the head.

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

A man will never be the man a woman wants him to be ,and a women will never be the woman a man first thought she was.
Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, its called a credit card.

There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged.

55 Whatsapp Status for Girls + Women {COOL}

Originally posted 2015-05-28 14:10:13.

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