Cute Love Status for Facebook to Share with your boyfriend & Girlfriend:
“The duck looks smooth & calm on top of water,
under that there is restless pedaling..
Nothing is worth without struggle in real life”
Entire water of the sea can’t sink a ship
unless it gets inside the ship.
Similarly, negativity of the world
can’t put you down
unless you allow it to get inside you.
Tough times are like physical exercise,
You may not like it while you are doing it
but tomorrow you’ll be stronger because of it
Holding your hands & kissing you
Feeling your sweet & soft lips too
Cuddling keeping each other warm
You keeping me safe from harm
Under the stars tonight
Along with the moonlight
Realizing this is reality
Because with you dreams can never compare
To all the things we have shared
Because our love is undreamable
If I had the Strength , i would take you to all those moons,
All those planets , all Those stars In those Beautiful galaxies.
And Guess what?
They still wouldn’t be as pretty as you..
Your heavenly smile.
Melted me down on one hit.
Truly are special
Wonderful Facebook Status:
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
Bored, so I’m going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I’m him from the future.
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook.
“Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.”
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Pure FRNDSHP is like SUGARCANE, u crush it , twist it , squeez it , beat it to pulp, all that u”llget only “SWEETNESS”……!!
I thought “U” wer BZZY …..So did not want to disturb “U”. This thought is the main reason behind most broken friendship……
so keep disturbing ur friends…..
A friend is SWEET when it’s NEW, Its SWEETER whn it’s TRUE,AND YOU KNOW, Its SWEETEST whn it’s YOU.
Make many friends but no best friend because they are the one who hurts you the more.
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be the longest and most delicious form of suicide I have ever heard of.
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
I HATE when people put up vague statuses saying how much you hate someone else but not going into full detail or giving out names……you know who you are.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
You shouldn’t date a girl just because she’s beautiful, date a girl because she makes your world beautiful.
This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.”
I love sleep because its like a time machine to breakfast.
Sorry the relationship everyone thought was the worst decision of your life has ended.
I’m not nodding to say yes about your idea….The voices in my head are agreeing with me that you’re an idiot.
Admit it, at some point in time you’ve tried to see if you had superpowers.
Whenever someone spells something wrong, I always look to see if the two letters are close on the keyboard.
What you’re doing is creepy. Oh you’re attractive? Then it’s totally adorable.
Hilarious Facebook Status Updates:
Listen, you can keep retaking all the pictures you want but that’s just what your face really looks like.
1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave
My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
The only people who don’t click “Skip” on ads before YouTube videos are people who died during that ad.
If you’re an adult, please don’t kiss your parent on the lips, you’re creeping everyone out.
Confidence is silent, insecurities are loud.
I’d like to eat healthy, but we all know what happened that time Eve ate an apple. Best not to risk it.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
I used to date this girl that worked at Hasbro, but I finally got sick of all her games.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. ‘Not a chance,’ says the husband, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning!’He slams the door and returns to bed. ‘Who was that?’ asked his wife. ‘Just some drunk guy asking for a push,’ he answers. ‘Did you help him?’ she asks. ‘No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!”Well, you have a short memory,’ says his wife. ‘Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!’ The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, ‘Hello, are you still there?’ ‘Yes,’ comes back the answer. ‘Do you still need a push?’ calls out the husband. ‘Yes, please!’ comes the reply from the dark. ‘Where are you?’ asks the husband. ‘Over here on the swing,’ replied the drunk.
Apple was going to make an Ipod for kids, but Itouch kids isnt a very good marketing name.
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don’t get it. Moving on.
Status When you Drink Too much
Sometimes I drink too many beers and my face high-fives the ground.
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like one mirror at a time.
Is it considered sexual assault if a midget walks up to you and says you hair smells nice?
Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
Best status for Facebook:
I just told someone that I have to pee pee. It’s hard toggling back and forth between being a parent and being a dude.
Together we can stop bathroom mirror profile pictures.
We have so much in common. You want to travel, and I want you to go.
Yes, you are entitled to your opinion. Why you insist on being wrong is beyond me, but go nuts with it.
The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
When someone Unfriends me on Facebook, a picture of my bare ass pops up on their screen.
If Burger King were Burger Queen, their slogan would be “Have it her way! Or you don’t get shit!”
I don’t use Siri because I have to deal with enough bitches who have no personality and know everything.
Biologically speaking, the human body requires certain things to work in order to make a baby. Unfortunately a brain isn’t one of them.
Cool Status For Facebook:
If there was an award for most pessimistic, I probably wouldn’t even be nominated.
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
I’d never call you a useless bag of shit. Shit is actually pretty useful as a fertilizer, but I have zero uses for you.
Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I’ll play the odds. -Woman logic
They should hold movie auditions in bars. That’s where most men and women do their best acting. lol 🙂
Dear McDonalds cashier, dont give me that look. There’s no age limit on a happy meal. And don’t forget the toy!
It’s not a typo. It’s a modern progressive alternative respelling.
“Everything you say can and will be used against you” should be included in marriage vows.
Wear black: all the non-conformists are doing it.
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.
Crazy Funny Status for Facebook:
Mouth the word ” vacuum” to a stranger & see what happens.
I’m a nice person i just hate everyone.
Remember that person you thought you couldn’t live without? Well, look at you, living and shit.
We’ve all done bad things, but that doesn’t make us bad people.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Don’t keep a girl guessing too long. She’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
FrIeNdShIp Is Nt Abt wHo CaMe D fIrSt Or WhO CaReS d BeSt bT ItS AlL AbT wHo CaMe Nd NeVa LeFt.
Facebook Funny status Messages:
My ex-wifes facebook status said “I’m depressed and on the edge”… So I poked her! 🙂
I walked into a bar in my pirate suit and a ships wheel in my pants…. The bartender asked… “Why do you have a wheel in your pants”? I replied “Argh.. it’s driving me nuts”. 🙂
Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks. 😉
Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn’t a real sport.
What idiot called him Alexander Graham Bell instead of Lord of the Rings
Don’t talk to me about hard times. My dog just licked the last piece of pizza.
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If you’re an astronaut and you don’t end every relationship by saying “look, I just need some space” then you’re wasting everyone’s time.
A true friend is someone who knows there’s something wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face.
Without friends no one would choose to live.
One Heart talk with another one iz affection. one Heart live with another Heart iz Love But two Hearts made like one iz FRINDSHIP…..!
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them.
A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight.
Friendship is the golden thread that ties all hearts together.
A Friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked!
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
A true friend is someone who knows there’s something wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face.
o you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other galaxy of swirls and patterns?
Some days you’re the Titanic, some days you’re the iceberg, and some days you’re the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down.
I’m so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many likes you get on a picture.
Good Attitude & Emotional Facebook Status:
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for — in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
Facebook game requests are like the Jehova’s witnesses of the internet.
My life is the intersection between having too much caffeine and constantly yawning.
How I feel when you complain about your boyfriend to me is how Yahoo feels when people use them to search for Google’s homepage.
Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
Facebook Relationship Status:
Relationships are basically an emotional game of Jenga.
Kissme, close yur eyes n miss me ,i can feel yur lips on ma fingertip n te happiness in ur eyes
If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
What you do to me
you melt my heart with your eyes,
you warm my soul with your voice,
you break my insecurities with your touch,
you make my head spin with your kiss,
you make my dreams come true with your love…
I get the best feeling in the world
when you say hi or even smile at me because I know,
even if its just for a second,
that I’ve crossed your mind.
“They were from two different worlds. Two entirely different people. But upon their coming together, they created- they found- their own path and together they had their own world and in their own world, they were…..
Avoiding something doesn’t always
mean that u hate it..
It could also mean that u want it,
but u just know that it isn’t urs..
Best Birthday Wish Ever for your Buddy: