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Hello buddies. A very happy & special new year Wishes for you. Here we present 7 Funny New Years Cards Greetings & Humorous Quotes – {2016} for every one who are fun loving and have lots of friends and family members to tease.

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7 Funny New Years Cards Greetings & Humorous Quotes – {2016}

Funny New Year Cards

Funny New Year Quotes – {2016}

Hey do you love fun? Then read this conversation between a teen boy and his grand father. I read this and laughed for two hours continuously. On this new year i present you this conversation as a new years gift for you and you can also share this with your friends as a Happy New year present and make them smile. Now its your turn. Get Gooooo…

Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? A: Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana. Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together! Q: What did the Egg say to the boiling water? A: It’s going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick! Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? A: He forgot to wrap his whopper! Q: Why did the students eat their homework? A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake. Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Because they are used to eating nuts! Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: Because they cantaloupe. Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing. Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley. Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden A: Seizure salad Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog? A: It was an Oscar Wiener. Q: “What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?” A: “I want you inside me!” Q: What happens if life gives you melons? A: Your dyslexic Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork Q: Why are men like coffee? A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night! Q: “What do tofu and a dildo have in common?” A: “They are both meat substitutes!” Q: “Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?” A: “The one that says IDAHO!” Q: What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork? A: Kermit the frogs finger! Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.