Funny WhatsApp Messages in Telugu & English Message Collection Msg SMS

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 Funny WhatsApp Messages in Telugu & English Message Collection Msg SMS

ఒకావిడకి ఒక పెద్ద సిటీలోఇంటర్వ్యూ అవ్వగానేఉద్యోగం వచ్చింది. ఆవిడ ఈ విషయాన్నిఎలాగైనా తన భర్తకి చెప్పాలని, మొబైల్ కిమెసేజ్ చేసింది…కానీ,ఆవిడ…..నంబరు సరిగ్గా చూసుకోకుండా, వేరేనంబరు కి మెసేజ్ చేసింది.ఎవరికైతే ఆ మెసేజ్ వెళ్ళిందో..

అతను పాపం అప్పుడే తన భార్య అంతిమసంస్కారాలు పూర్తి చేసి వస్తున్నాడు. ఆమెసేజ్ చూసుకుని అతని కళ్ళు గిర గిరాతిరిగాయి..ఆ మెసేజ్ ఏంటంటే……”ఏవండి.. నేను జాగ్రత్తగానే చేరుకున్నాను.ఇక్కడ ఉండటానికి అన్నిసదుపాయాలూ ఉన్నాయి. ఉల్లి ధర కూడాతక్కువేనండోయ్. మొబైల్ నెట్వర్క్ కూడబాగుంది. మీరేం బాధ పడొద్దు,రెండు మూడ్రోజులు పోయాక మీరూ ఇక్కడికేవచ్చేద్దురూ..!.

 

 

Joke-1

 

SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav?

 

STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta

 

SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,??

 

Joke-2

Jilebi: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara

Junior N: enduku babai?

Jilebi: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam

Junior N: nuvu keka babai

 Joke SMS in Telugu

Joke-3

Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it?

Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam?

Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous “Plastic Surgeon”

 

Joke-4

Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu

Jilebi: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa

Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!!

Most Funny Message in Telugu Language

 

Joke-5

Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi?

Jilebi: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellite take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa.

 

Joke-6

Jilebi goes to the programme “koun banega karod pathi”. the conversation between amitabachchan and Jilebi.

Amitab: In which state godavari flows?

Jilebi: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (Jilebi looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!!

 

Joke-7

American: First we land on moon

Russian: First we land on jupitor

Jilebi from India: Said first we land on sun

America: How is it possible itso hot

Jilebi: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura

Funny SMS in telugu

Joke-8

Jilebi’s 60th B’day

NTR – Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai?

Jilebi – 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..!

NTR – Nuvvu keka babai

 

Joke-9

Movie Dialogues about Jilebi

Pokiri: Evadi cinima chusthe, dimma dirigi mind block avuthundo vaade ballayy

Aadi: Ammathodu addanga narukkunta Avadikanna Jilebi theliyaka pothey?

 

Joke-10

BALLAYA KI PELLI CHUPULU………….

Jilebi – Entha varaku chadivavu

Ammayi: B.A

Jilebi – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….!!!!!!!!!

 

Joke-11

Jilebi – “batta tala” vunte chala goppa vallu avtaranta nijamena???

Lecturer – “Cheviti na kodaka ‘batta tala’ kadu ra ‘pattudala’

Good Messages in Telugu

 

Joke-12

Once a Donkey Kicked Jilebi & Ran away.

Jilebi started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying

“dress maruste kanipettalena !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Joke-13

Aghora tells ballaya abt magadheera

“vadu mande agni golam la kanipistadu”

Jilebi – Mari Tuesday ela untadu?

AGHORA: Inko 400 years ayna nuv marav ra baaliga

 

Joke-14

Jr.NTR – Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav?

Jilebi – Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra….!!!!!!!

 

Joke-15

Jilebi – Arey na lover ki msg pampali ra.

Jr NTR – BABAI NEN PAMPISTA na mobile ivu.

Jilebi – Aare jagrata hand writing teda rakunda chudu..!!!

 

Joke-16

Jilebi calling 2 customer care, a girl received the call

Jilebi – hello evaru?

Girl – I am sita

Jilebi – Ayyo devuda..idhi AYODHYA ki vellinda!! Sorry sitamma !!!!!

 Nice SMS in Telugu

Joke-17

Jr NTR – Babai 4 x 3 entha ????

Jilebi – Adhi kooda teliyadanu kunnava 4 x 3 = 12 ra.

Jr NTR – Aithe 3 x 4 entha ???

Jilebi – abbaa question reverse ga adigithe answer cheppa lenani anukunnava ??? 3 x 4 = 21

 

Joke-18

Yamudu – I’m Going to Take ur life . Tell ur last wish

Jilebi – pls come and watch my film : simha

Yamudu – Rascal.. Nenu neeku Sketch veste, nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ???

 SMS to Laugh in Telugu

Joke-19

Jilebi Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!!

RANI – Poyi Princi pal ki cheptha.

Jilebi – Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa..

 

Joke-20

Once Jilebi & Jr.NTR go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up card

Shop Keeper – 30 Rs. Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time. – aithe migatha 4 Rs. Ki Biscuits ivvu

Jr NTR – Babai. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu

 

Funny WhatsApp Messages in Telugu & English Message Collection Msg SMS

Originally posted 2015-02-21 06:31:57.

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