Happy Birthday Quotes For Friends {101 Best Funny Wishes}

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Happy Birthday Quotes For Friends {101 Best Funny Wishes}

o me, you’re a friend with benefits — the ones that really matter, like loyalty, support, trust, respect, kindness, honesty and, of course, free Candy Crush lives. Happy birthday, buddy!

Happy birthday! Enjoy this day and don’t eat too much cake without me

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!

I wish to send thousands words to you… But I’ll reduce them only in 3 magical words! WHERE’S THE PARTY??? And what did you think? Happy Birthday, sweetie!

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

Grow old along with me the best is yet to be. – Shakespeare

Forget the fact that you are aging, and let us start celebrating! Happy birthday!

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. – By Unknown Author

Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. – Mark Twain

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Quotes For Friends {101 Best Funny Wishes}

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Happy Birthday to you! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth!

Wishing your Facebook wall is filled with wishes from people you have never met!

You’re not nearly as fat or bald as I thought you’d be at this age.

Tomorrow is still a mystery. Yesterday is already history. And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake.

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’

Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

May you live long enough that you become an emotional and financial burden to your whole family.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

Don’t worry about your age, you will be older next year… Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

The first mark of ageing appears when you start forgetting things. In your case there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.

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Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Wishing your Facebook wall is filled with wishes from people you have never met!

Happy birthday my best friend! I will always be there for you, unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute. Then I will miss you!

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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

Happy Birthday to you! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth!

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