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ఒకావిడకి ఒక పెద్ద సిటీలోఇంటర్వ్యూ అవ్వగానేఉద్యోగం వచ్చింది. ఆవిడ ఈ విషయాన్నిఎలాగైనా తన భర్తకి చెప్పాలని, మొబైల్ కిమెసేజ్ చేసింది…కానీ,ఆవిడ…..నంబరు సరిగ్గా చూసుకోకుండా, వేరేనంబరు కి మెసేజ్ చేసింది.ఎవరికైతే ఆ మెసేజ్ వెళ్ళిందో..
అతను పాపం అప్పుడే తన భార్య అంతిమసంస్కారాలు పూర్తి చేసి వస్తున్నాడు. ఆమెసేజ్ చూసుకుని అతని కళ్ళు గిర గిరాతిరిగాయి..ఆ మెసేజ్ ఏంటంటే……”ఏవండి.. నేను జాగ్రత్తగానే చేరుకున్నాను.ఇక్కడ ఉండటానికి అన్నిసదుపాయాలూ ఉన్నాయి. ఉల్లి ధర కూడాతక్కువేనండోయ్. మొబైల్ నెట్వర్క్ కూడబాగుంది. మీరేం బాధ పడొద్దు,రెండు మూడ్రోజులు పోయాక మీరూ ఇక్కడికేవచ్చేద్దురూ..!.
Joke-1
SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav?
STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta
SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,??
Joke-2
Jilebi: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara
Junior N: enduku babai?
Jilebi: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam
Junior N: nuvu keka babai
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Joke-3
Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it?
Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam?
Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous “Plastic Surgeon”
Joke-4
Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu
Jilebi: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa
Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!!
Most Funny Message in Telugu Language
Joke-5
Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi?
Jilebi: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellite take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa.
Joke-6
Jilebi goes to the programme “koun banega karod pathi”. the conversation between amitabachchan and Jilebi.
Amitab: In which state godavari flows?
Jilebi: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (Jilebi looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!!
Joke-7
American: First we land on moon
Russian: First we land on jupitor
Jilebi from India: Said first we land on sun
America: How is it possible itso hot
Jilebi: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura
Funny SMS in telugu
Joke-8
Jilebi’s 60th B’day
NTR – Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai?
Jilebi – 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..!
NTR – Nuvvu keka babai
Joke-9
Movie Dialogues about Jilebi
Pokiri: Evadi cinima chusthe, dimma dirigi mind block avuthundo vaade ballayy
Aadi: Ammathodu addanga narukkunta Avadikanna Jilebi theliyaka pothey?
Joke-10
BALLAYA KI PELLI CHUPULU………….
Jilebi – Entha varaku chadivavu
Ammayi: B.A
Jilebi – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….!!!!!!!!!
Joke-11
Jilebi – “batta tala” vunte chala goppa vallu avtaranta nijamena???
Lecturer – “Cheviti na kodaka ‘batta tala’ kadu ra ‘pattudala’
Good Messages in Telugu
Joke-12
Once a Donkey Kicked Jilebi & Ran away.
Jilebi started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying
“dress maruste kanipettalena !!!!!!!!!!!!
Joke-13
Aghora tells ballaya abt magadheera
“vadu mande agni golam la kanipistadu”
Jilebi – Mari Tuesday ela untadu?
AGHORA: Inko 400 years ayna nuv marav ra baaliga
Joke-14
Jr.NTR – Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav?
Jilebi – Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra….!!!!!!!
Joke-15
Jilebi – Arey na lover ki msg pampali ra.
Jr NTR – BABAI NEN PAMPISTA na mobile ivu.
Jilebi – Aare jagrata hand writing teda rakunda chudu..!!!
Joke-16
Jilebi calling 2 customer care, a girl received the call
Jilebi – hello evaru?
Girl – I am sita
Jilebi – Ayyo devuda..idhi AYODHYA ki vellinda!! Sorry sitamma !!!!!
Nice SMS in Telugu
Joke-17
Jr NTR – Babai 4 x 3 entha ????
Jilebi – Adhi kooda teliyadanu kunnava 4 x 3 = 12 ra.
Jr NTR – Aithe 3 x 4 entha ???
Jilebi – abbaa question reverse ga adigithe answer cheppa lenani anukunnava ??? 3 x 4 = 21
Joke-18
Yamudu – I’m Going to Take ur life . Tell ur last wish
Jilebi – pls come and watch my film : simha
Yamudu – Rascal.. Nenu neeku Sketch veste, nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ???
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Joke-19
Jilebi Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!!
RANI – Poyi Princi pal ki cheptha.
Jilebi – Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa..
Joke-20
Once Jilebi & Jr.NTR go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up card
Shop Keeper – 30 Rs. Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time. – aithe migatha 4 Rs. Ki Biscuits ivvu
Jr NTR – Babai. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu
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Originally posted 2015-02-21 06:31:57.
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