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Exemplary Whatsapp Status

First the doctor told me the good news: i was going to have a disease named after me.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 🙂 

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??

“Success” all depends on the second letter.

Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?-

I I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Matchless Whatsapp Status Message
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

I asked god for a bike, but i know god doesn’t work that way. So i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . Carefully edited truth.-

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Loosing Some one Status for Whatsapp

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.”
“The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.”

“When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.”

“As they die, the ones we love, we lose our witnesses, our watchers, those who know and understand the tiny little meaningless patterns, those words drawn in water with a stick. And there is nothing left but the endless flow.”

Crazy Whatsapp Status

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….

Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

I m sorry did i give u d impression that i give a damn abt u???

I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

Don’t Copy My Style.

I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
woman on a couch with flowers at her feet

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.

Unique RIP status for Whatsapp

“Losing someone when you’re young is the greatest pain anyone can face.”

“Grief can’t be shared. Everyone carries it alone. His own burden in his own way.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye. Be in my mind everyday.

People build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

Unique Love Quotes for Whatsapp 

Men don’t have to be perfect to make women happy.

All a man really needs to do is love her like he promised when they first dated.

If your stupid enough to walk away then im smart enough to let u go

It sucks that you can give your heart, your soul, your love to someone and it takes so much effort….but they can just easily throw it away…

What’s wrong with me, why am I not worth missing?

Love doesn’t hurt. If it does, it’s because you have given your heart to the wrong person.

Just because someone looks strong, doesn’t mean nothing is wrong. Even the strongest person needs a friend to rely on, and a shoulder to cry on.

Best whatsapp Quotes on Life

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.

some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.-

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.-

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Good Bye Sad LOVE Whatsapp Status
It hurts to say goodbye to a person you love knowing that life wont be the same without him. But its better to give up rather than to fight knowing that you’re the only one fighting.

Don’t lose yourself in attempt to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.

Sometimes the hardest things to let go of are the things you never really had.

Now that I have loved so purely and deeply,I have realized how lonely I really am.”

“Don’t lose yourself in attempt to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.”

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.

Children: you spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but i figure, why take the chance?
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
“Don’t cry over a guy. Let a guy cry over you, cause girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.”

Cool Whatsapp Status in ENGLISH

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….

Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

I m sorry did i give u d impression that i give a damn abt u???

I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

Don’t Copy My Style.

I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
woman on a couch with flowers at her feet

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.

Best  Attitude Whatsapp Status Message:

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

Funny Whatsapp Status in English

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

Im jealous of my parents, ill never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

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