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Friday + No Plans = FML

2 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday. 2. Today is not Friday.

Friday. My second favorite F word.

Thursday, which is “Friday Eve” in Optimisian.

dear Friday, I’m ready..

It’s Friday!!!!!! I just thought i’d tell ya’ll that just incase you haven’t seen all the other 1000 post about it.

Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

Ok great name for a band .”.Half Price Drinks” how can you not pack them in on a Friday night with that name on the sign out front

instead of that daylight savings crap why dont we just move the clock ahead an hour every friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour .

Came home Friday with flowers for the missus. When I handed them to her she replied, “Great. Now I have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air.” Obviously confused I asked, “Why? Don’t we have any vases?

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i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.

Its friday everybody! Maybe I should make a song about it…….u know, just to get the word out

Cool Week End Status Updates:

The power of Friday compels you! The power of Friday compels you!

has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night….Your all a bunch of losers…I am proud to be one of you…….!

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Mom always said “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours..” THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I’ve always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!

Friday is like a bra… You did your job all week, now it’s time to take it off!… anyone need a hand??

Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday…

Don’t wait untill friday, start your weekend on monday !!

Memo to my coworkers: It is Friday afternoon, and I have some serious web browsing and personal emailing to take care of, so please refrain from walking behind my cubicle. Thank you.

 Nice Friday Statuses:

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

My boss yelled at me yesterday “It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!” I said, “Probably that it’s Friday?”…

Sometimes all I’m really doing with my life is just trying to make it from one weekend to the next.

Its Friday…I hope your weekend isn’t as lonely as Lance Armstrong’s testicle.

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

loves the smell of Friday in the morning, it smells like… WEEKEND.

I’ve run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book… I guess that is enough work for a Friday…

☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar *´¨`*:.☆ HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk

At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my Facebook status…

Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.

Now taking reservations for midnight kisses on Friday night. Sign up below.

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I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.

Instead of that daylight savings crap why don’t we just move the clock ahead an hour every Friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on Sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour .

Came home Friday with flowers for the missus. When I handed them to her she replied, “Great. Now I have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air.” Obviously confused I asked, “Why? Don’t we have any vases?

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.

Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

Every day can be Friday if you’re really irresponsible.

My boss just informed me that “It’s FRIDAY” is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am.

Why are you all so excited it’s Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We’ve been lookin for you since Monday!

Friday. My second favorite F word.

Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week….

Friday, is that you???????

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.

It’s Friday! I’m as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!

Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday…

TGIF – Tongue goes in First

Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!

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Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Samuel Adams and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.

Love the F word… Friday! What were you thinking?

Friday, is that you???????

Friday night… So many innocent beers have no idea what’s coming for ’em.

Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?

If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.

Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my facebook status…

The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.

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Nothing fcuks up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday!

Fridays Are Exciting

Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.

Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my Facebook status…

The way I see it, EVERY FRIDAY is Good Friday.. 🙂

If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right.

Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on a Friday this year”…. Mick says “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”

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MONDAY Y U NO FUN FUN FUN LIKE FRIDAY?

Screw it, I’m starting Friday now.

It’s Friday night… So many innocent beers have no idea what’s coming for ‘em.

THANK GOD IM FEMALE

No thats not it

THANK GOD IM FUNNY

well. yeah…but no….

THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY

yep thats it 🙂

TGIF!!!

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Any month starting on a Sunday will have a Friday the 13th.

Happy Friday Everyone

Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.

Fridays are exciting, Knowing there is no alarm clock on Saturday, no stress from work. No one to answer to, and relaxing with your family.

Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

FRIDAY One Of The Most Beautiful Words

Wonderful Witty Weekend Status Updates:

FRIDAY one of the most beautiful words in the English language, followed closely by SATURDAY and SUNDAY. Happy Friday and Happy Weekend to all.

Friday has finally arrived people. Now it is time to spend the weekend doing whatever you want and spending it with whoever you want! Happy Friday Everybody!

Climb into bed tonight with that blissful feeling that there will be no alarm clock in the morning -It’s the WEEKEND! – Woohoo!!

Friday is my second favorite “F” word! LOL

OK Friday, I have waited 6 day’s on you to arrive. I hope you have brought Saturday and Sunday with you, but please lock the door and don’t let Monday in.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!

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Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it’s only Wednesday.

I’m never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.

Friday, Yay the weekends here…*BLINK* Monday? WTF?

Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking friday.

I’m hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn’t become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Friday.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they are enjoying their Friday

Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying they are out shopping on Friday.

 Long Weekend Status Updates:

Dear Weekend, I really enjoyed the time we spent together the past couple days. I’m sorry you had to leave so quickly, but just know that you’ll be on my mind.

Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK

Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!

Friday. Friday. Friday. Friday. Is the day we all wait for

Monday: Can Friday be here ready. Tuesday: ugh. Wednesday: Friday is close. Thursday: closer. Friday: finally here. My weekdays

I am going to tell you three horrible things: 1: today is not Friday 2: tomorrow is not Friday 3: not even the day after that is Friday.

3 horrible facts: 1. Yesterday was not Friday… 2. Today is not Friday… 3. Tomorrow is not Friday…

Good Weekend Status Updates For Facebook:

3 Horrible Facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after Tomorrow is not Friday!

The way I see it, every Friday is Good Friday.

4 Horrible Facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. The day after Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after that is not Friday.

I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so close to Monday.

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?

2 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday… 2. Tomorrow is not Friday

Nothing to do on a Friday night? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA same.

Best Friday Status On Whatsapp:

I hate that it’s Friday!

Knowing that tomorrow is Friday

I’ve never met a Friday I didn’t like!

Family…Friends….Fun…Fridays. All good things start with “F”.

Friday…Gods Gift to the working People

Coffee makes my mornings. But Friday makes my week

Updated Friday Weekend Status

Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!

Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it’s only Wednesday.

I’m never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.

Friday, Yay the weekends here…*BLINK* Monday? WTF?

Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking friday.

Friday, is that you???????

Friday night… So many innocent beers have no idea what’s coming for ’em.

Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?

If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.

Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my facebook status…

The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.

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