“A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.”
Walking isn’t a lost art–one must, by some means, get to the garage.
You can only really learn from failure… To win you need to fail, and fail hard.
“He has a heart of gold – only harder.”
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Short Funny motivational Sayings
“You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend.
Edgar A. Guest
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
“Make allowances for your friends’ imperfections as readily as you do for your own.”
H. Jackson Brown
Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
47 Short Funny motivational Quotes & Sayings
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.
You gotta keep the funny intact.
Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
“Life is short. Eat dessert first.”
You just be honest about who you are, and if you don’t end up with any friends, then good for you.
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the water slide overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
– Napoleon Bonaparte
This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
You know you’re getting old; there are certain signs. I walked past a cemetery, and two guys ran after me with shovels.
Short Funny motivational Quotes
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
If I close my eyes and think of Hollywood, all I see is one big varicose vein.
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Paul David Hewson (Bono).
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.
Facts, like people, want to be free — and when they’re free, liberty is usually around the corner.
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca.
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
“There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways, it can change someone’s life forever.
Originally posted 2015-09-17 15:26:49.