Funny Inspirational & Motivational Quotes on Women
“If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.”
Linda Sunshine
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
– Winston Churchill
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.
– Dolly Parton
You must pay for your sins.
If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
Sam Levenson
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
– Will Rogers
Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
I’ve met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re 20 minutes.
Jan Sterling
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
“A mother is the best friend God ever gave.”
Christian Nestell BoveeToo much agreement kills a chat. ( so women don’t do it )
Eldridge Cleaver
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Albert Einstein
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got an fifty percent what people think you’ve got.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
Aristotle
(Especially listening Girls)
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.
– Anonymous
It’s good to shut up sometimes.
– Marcel Marceau
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
– Frank Zappa
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
– Winston Churchill
Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
– Zig Ziglar
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
– Will Rogers
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
– Mark Twain
When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?’
– Sydney Harris
Originally posted 2015-09-20 15:03:54.
it is true love is blind but it is true love is great because he touch our heart