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I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card đÂ
A man asks a trainer in the gym: âI want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?â Trainer replies: âUse the ATMâ
Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. î
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Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.
I sprayed Taylor Swiftâs new perfume on me, then started writing a five page letter to the boy who forgot to put a straw in my bag at Arbyâs.
Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.
Itâs almost 2015, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror đ
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me đ
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. đ
Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
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My life feels like M. Night Shyamalan is directing it because it makes absolutely no sense and I donât even wanna finish it.
You donât get to complain about life until you move out of your parentâs house.
The first rule of selfie club should be clean your room.
me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
I believe in hate at first sight.
You shouldnât be sad because sad spelled backwards is das and das not good.
Teens, you should not being getting drunk. Youâre annoying enough as it is.
Just assume that we arenât close enough for you to send me a Candy Crush invite.
Rompers are great until someone has to pee.
Holiday survival tip: A candy cane can be sucked into a weapon.
No oneâs going to do it for you. Itâs up to just you to make naps a priority in your life.
Iâm alone in my car. Counting it as a vacation.
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is âact natural, youâre innocent.â
Just changed my dating profile headline to: âSeeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relativesâ âŚcrossing my fingers.
âOh holy shit, what the hell is this!â -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time
A lot of people have a fear of flying. Not me. I have a fear of crashing and dying.
Iâm suspicious of people who donât like dogsâŚBut I totally trust a dog when it doesnât like a person.
I simply havenât seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
Some people should come with subtitles.
notice everything. I just pretend not to.
I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks thatâs how it works.
Iâm what you would call âindoorsyâ
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You donât realize how lonely you are until itâs the end of the day and you have a bunch of things to talk about, but no one to tell them to.
Itâs so frustrating knowing how terrible of a person someone actually is, but everyone loves them because they put on a good show.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
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I drink to make other people interesting. â âGeorge Jean Nathanâ
Using Shamwow to clean up my puke. Surprisingly works pretty well.
can see Alaska from my house.
So youâre telling me thereâs a chance. (Or any Dumb&Dumber quote)
Google just called⌠Google said, âSomeone is looking for youâ.
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edhuvume pannaadhadhal block pannenu sollittu andha Idyayum block pannittu poiduchi
Edhavadhu silmisham pannikkite irukkanum pola đ
Jeevan ullavarai manithan
Panam ullavarai Mariyaathai
Nesam ullavarai Paasam
Yen Uyir ullavarai Nam Natpu
Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan
karupu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan
vannangalil illai vazhkai
Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai
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Biwi Ko Apni Palko Pe Bitha Lo
De K Khushi Uske Sare Gam Chura Lo
Pyar Aisa Karo K Sab Dekhte Rah Jaye
Padosan bhi Aa Ke Kahe
Muje Bhi Apni Biwi Bana Lo…. đ
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Kyoki ŕ¤ŕ¤ŕ¤ľŕ¤žŕ¤¨ नरञठचŕĽŕ¤¤ŕ¤ž चŕĽ
त༠Doctor ŕ¤ŕĽ पञस ŕ¤ŕĽŕ¤ ऌŕĽŕ¤¤ŕ¤ž च༠ŕ¤ŕ¤°
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Dundu mol achanod: acha, tintu inn enje thenghil kayaran kure nirbanthichu..
Achan: ennitt ne kayariyo?
Dundu:enik ariyam nan thenghil kayarumbhol avanj ente shaddi kanananennu.
Achan:che, ……ennitt
Dundu:ath kond nan shaddi uriyittitt kayari…
. Palliyil 50 ps ittu
Njan prarthichu
Daivame enikku
Nalloru friendne Tharane..
Daivam ninne
Thannittu paranju 50 paisakku ithe Kittoo.!
A girl to her lover:
Ikka..Ingal Njan Parayanadh
Enthum Cheyyuooh!!
Boy :: ijj Para Nte Muthe..
Girl :: Njammakk Ambli
Mamane Pidichu
TharooâŚ
Boy :: Amblimaamane Ankku
Pidichu
Thannal Perunnal Aayonn Ante
Baaappante
Kashandi Thalayil Noki
Paryaan patyuooh..Onnu
podi hamukeâŚ..
Neelakasham nilaavine snehichuâŚorupaduâŚpakshe, nilavu snehichathu nakshatrangale..swayam ariyathe poya aa pranayathe orth neelakasham innum vidhumbunnu..Aa kannuneer aanu mazhayay peyyunathâŚ
varshangalkum,, yugangalkum aa pranayathe maaykan kazhinjilla.
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Nice
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Really awesome!
Thank you Shareef