Hi Friends Here i present a great collection of Funny New Year messages and status to send as text message and images on mobile phone on the occasion of Christmas eve,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014
HaPpY nEw YeAr!
I know it’s too early but l have hundreds of pretty girls and boys to wish. So i decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first… 🙂
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Very Funny happy New Year Text Message of 2015 😛
A special SORRY for u!
Plz Excuse my all mistakes in
the beginning of new year
Get Ready in New Year
for New Mistakes!
Bcoz I can?t change
Happy New Year
SMS 18 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014
I wish U to have a …..
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
SMS 17 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014
A New Year Means New Opportunities
Enjoy Your Life,
Be Happy Every Moment,
Pick Up The Glass
With Champagne And Scream
and Celebrate Happy New Year 2015.
funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR”!
There have been many time in 2015
when I may disturbed you
today I just wanna tell you
I plan to continue it in 2015.
SMS of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
New is the year; new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling New Year.
SMS 14 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014
Wishing you a fabulous 2014
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Humorous happy New Year Text Message of 2015
12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a
(*)Happy New Year(*)
“Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”
“This New Year I’m on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. “
“I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year.”
“This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.”
SMS 12 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014
2015 is Coming! Before 2014 Ends,
Let Me Thank all the Good People like U,
Who made ‘2013’ so much Beautiful 4 Me.
I Pray U be Blessed with Faithful Years Ahead.
I wish You a
Love able FEBRUARY
Fool less APRIL
Have a VICTORIOUS ‘2015
funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
This is beginning of a new year!
Funniest of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
Before the sun sets in this year,
Before the memories fade,
Before the networks get jammed
Wish u and Ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2015
Nicest of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2015
After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2014.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It’s impossible to find a FRIEND
Don’t lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year.
Good SMS of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
Here is a wishing that
The coming year is a glorious one
That rewards all your
Future endeavors with success.
Great funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
“HAPPY NEW YEAR” 🙂
SMS 6 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014
A New Year Is Unfolding
Like A Blossom With
Petals Curled Tightly
Concealing The Beauty Within.
Happy New Year Eve
SMS of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
My Wishes in 2014
God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy.. and that’s all! ”
Best of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
Keep the smile,
leave the tear,
Think of joy,
forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
leave the pain,
Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Cool one of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2015
I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
The Habit of Making Plans,
And Molding My Life
Is Too Much of
A Daily Event For Me
SMS 2 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2014 bring Happiness for you Dear.
SMS 1 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014
May Your Hair, Your Teeth,
Your Face-Lift, Your Abs And
Your Stocks Not Fall;
And May Your Blood Pressure,
Your White Blood Count And
Your Mortgage Interest Not Rise.
Sarcastic happy New Year Text Message of 2015
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. – Eric Zorn
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. -Mark Twain
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. -Bill Vaughan
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! -Joey Adams
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? -Ogden Nash
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. -James Agate
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. -Jay Leno
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. -Wystan Hugh (W.H.) Auden
Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody. -Phyllis McGinley
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. -P.J. ORourke
“This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.”
“After making careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.”
“New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!”
“New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty.”
“Wish New Year was every man’s birthday when people can wipe out all the unwanted and start afresh.”
“May this New Year be so prosperous that you always extend your hand to greet friends and never to ask for aid.”
“May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors.”
“May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!”
“Deck up for the New Year in a brand new avatar so that you become neighbors’ envy and owner’s pride. “
“I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!”
“This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!”
Best happy New Year SMS of 2015
“As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!”
“May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.”
“If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!”
“This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.”
“As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”
“This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.”
“I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!”
“May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.”
“This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!”
“This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties! “
“May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.”
“This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!”
“If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.”
“This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.”
“Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next.”
“This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.”
“May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.”
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