Husband and wife Jokes

Husband and wife Jokes

 

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!

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Wife: “I look fat. Can u give me a compliment?”

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Husband: “u have perfect eyesight.”

 

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

 

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Husband and Wife SMS
A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

 

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Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

 

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