101 Fascinating- Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes Sayings Jokes

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Have you ever wondered what the Most Interesting Man in the World wears?

He probably wears our Limitless Tee.
His Christmas presents unwrap themselves out of respect.

 

No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
He once made a weeping willow laugh 😛 


He lives vicariously through himself

 

His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”

 

He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in Spanish

 

He bowls overhand

 

In museums, he is allowed to touch the art

 

He is allowed to talk about the fight club

 

Chuck Norris is his caddie.

 

Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him

 

Werewolves are jealous of his beard

 

His blood smells like cologne.

 

When he attends shows, the audience applauds him… Including the performers

 

Television watches him

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When he attends shows, the audience applauds him… Including the performers

 

His Air Guitar work has won multiple Grammy’s

 

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He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

 

He’s so weak, he can lift 1,000,000 pounds

 

He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

 

His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

 

His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March

 

His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do

 

The sum of the hexadecimal values for the letters in his name equals 42,the answer to life, the universe and everything.

He once went to the psychic, to warn her

If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him

 

Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

 

He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

 

Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

 

Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

 

If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.

 

His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

 

His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

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He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

 

He gave his father “the talk”

 

His passport requires no photograph

 

When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value

 

Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died

 

Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side

 

He can speak Russian… in French

 

He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken

 

Superman has pijamas with his logo

 

His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries

 

“Comets stop to ask him for directions.”

 

The Pope has a hotline to his phone

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His shower water could cure millions

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The circus ran away to join him

 

His off hand comments have prevented major wars from breaking out.

 

He got Doyle Brunson to fold a Royal Flush

 

 

He cures tone deafness by humming in your ear

 

He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards

 

He never wears a watch because time is always on his side

 

He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks

 

He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice

 

He can scare the pants back on you

 

He once threw a 99 yard touchdown pass to him self.

 

 

He does while he doesn’t

 

He once landed a 747 on a aircraft carrier

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When he says Never, “Never say Never” is never an option.

 

When he takes a shit it smells like Roses

 

He once smoked crack and fell asleep

 

Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him

 

When he was young he once sent his parents to his room

 

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels

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His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body

 

If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits

 

 He was asked to run for president but thought it would give him a bad image.

 

 

When playing hide and seek, the seekers never found him for 3 years

 

When buying something, he doesn’t need money, he just winks.

 

He is a lover but not a fighter, but don’t get any ideas.

 

He healed Anderson Silva’s leg by looking at him

 

Pre recorded call in shows take his calls

 

Bear hugs are what he gives bears

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He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.

 

If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

 

He bowls overhand.

 

He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

 

He tips an astonishing 100%.

 

He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds

 

When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring

 

His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all dead

 

He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool

 

If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark

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He once won a staring contest with his own reflection

Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

 

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

 

His blood smells like cologne.

 

He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

 

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

 

The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

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He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.

 

His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

 

He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

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He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

 

He taught a horse to read his email for him.

 

He lives vicariously through himself.

 

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

 

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

 

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

 

The police often question him just because they find him interesting.

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He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.

He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.

 

His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

 

 

Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

 

He lives vicariously throug himself.   It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary (thanks bruce)

 

He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

 

He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.

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He can kill two stones with one bird

His signature won a Pulitzer

He’s counted to infinity….TWICE!

 

He once won a fist fight, only using his beard

 

He once won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle

 

A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush

 

His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph

 

The Holy Grail is looking for him

 

Roses stop to smell him

 

He once started a fire using only dental floss and water

 

His sweat is the cure for the common cold

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On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.

Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.

His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian

 

When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it

He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket


The dark is afraid of him


Sharks have a week dedicated to him

When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

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His shirts never wrinkle.

 

He is left handed and right handed.

 

His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons

Originally posted 2014-09-18 12:41:48.

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